![]() Two Point Hospital will be available on Steam for PC from August 30. "There have been gasps in the room when we've said that's when it's coming out, and occasionally we've gasped too." Perhaps the biggest surprise of the whole day? The game will be out on PC on August 30, which is only weeks away. There's plenty of great simulation games out there for PC, but none of them quite have the charm or magic of this Theme Hospital spiritual successor. No matter what you're doing there's a smile just tugging at the corners of your mouth, and a warm baked potato glow of satisfaction in your stomach everytime you master a new hospital. That's the magic of Two Point Hospital, a game that squeezes delight out of everything from disease, to death, to finances, and even central heating issues. Let's just say I have a whole new respect for the art of radiator management. Somehow, with some loans and some luck I progressed far enough to try my management skills at Mitton University Hospital, an establishment specializing in research, but afflicted with a cold climate. While I can't say I was happy to have the infestation, it was a perfect example of the little surprises tucked beneath the many layers of Two Point Hospital. Unlike my own monobrows, that can usually be kept under control with some $20 tweezers and a prayer to the holy virgin, these ones were small bugs that hid under vending machines and scuttled across floors, freaking out my already pretty unhappy clientele. Just when I thought I had things under control, there was a sudden attack of monobrows. I had to hire extra janitors with ghostbusting skills - because death is not the end in Two Point Hospital - just to cope with all the spirits hanging around. Patients suffering from Freudian Lips started filling the corridors, raving about a lack of toilets, inconsiderately dying right in front of the newspaper stand. It was satisfying arranging all the little desks in the training room, sending my doctors off to school, until I quickly realized that while my staff were twiddling their pencils in expensive lessons, they weren't treating anyone. ![]() Medical schools and monobrowĪt my next stop, Flotternig, the challenge is a lack of staff, so you need to get a training licence and try and transform a frankly lacklustre bunch of medical chancers into super doctors. But once there were three TVs in the staff break room, a Sega arcade machine, and pretty paintings stuck on all the available wall space, everyone seemed happy enough that I could progress onto the next hospital guilt free. ![]() It took awhile for me to hire enough psychiatrists to treat everyone, and to figure out how to keep my doctors happy so they stopped quitting. Kudosh can only be earned by completing challenges, and can be used to unlock different cosmetic items - anatomy figures, posters, plants - and special items to keep patients happy, like salty snack machines. Pan's Lab.Īll the time you're watching your bank balance, considering a loan from the bank, trying to save money, but there's a secondary currency that quickly starts to feel more important than your profits and loss. These people could only be cured with a pricey device called. I was dealing with a couple of outbreaks, one where people thought they were rockstars and needed doctors with a special psychiatry skills, and another where people were running around with skillets on their heads. I couldn't even manage to keep patients happy in Lower Bullocks, the second of the cheekily named towns. At the moment the final level is in an urban region, Croquembouche, and there you'll need to cure 200 patients to earn even one star. ![]()
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